BEST FRIENDS 4 EVER

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FRIENDS AREN'T THE BEST FRIEND 
THAT'S RIGHT BY YOU
STAYING C:

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart

Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Has never seen you cry

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.

Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.

Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.

Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will never ask for food.

Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.

Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.

Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming "Ha, ha, loser!"

Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.

Best Friend-Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f*ing miss you."

Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI.

Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"

Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.

Best Friend-Raids your refrigerator and makes themselves at home.

Good Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.

Best Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."

Good Friends- Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down Best Friends- Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen

Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.

Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.

Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.

Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.

Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."

Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.

Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.

Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.

Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."

Good Friend-Will have little "inside jokes" with you.

Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some "inside joke" you guys had last week.

Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.

Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.

Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumping off the Empire State Building.

Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : They ask you for their number (Cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.

Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.

Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.

When Your friend never leaves you, knows just what to do, makes you happy, and won't give up to the end, you know you have a Best Friend C: