Walmart Stunts

I seen so many Walmart stunts I crack up too much! XD Enjoy! 

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•  Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
•  Dress like a M&M and run throw Walmart yelling "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!!!"
•  Go to WalMart and yell, "MARCO!" see who replies, "POLO!"
•  Have a contest at Walmart to see who can find 3 items that will freak the cashier out the most!
•  Hide between clothes in Walmart and keep screaming pick me.
•  Go to Walmart and look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror.
•  Go to Walmart and try to put random things in other people's basket without them noticing (I'm not responsible if you get punched in the face though).
•  Call Walmart and try to reserve a shopping cart.
•  Start putting random things in people's cart at Walmart and see what happens.
•  Go to Walmart and get a grape and put it on the conveyor belt at the check out and try to buy it.
•  Stand in the clothes racks at Walmart and scare people when they walk by.
•  When at Walmart or any other store, follow someone around and put random store items in their cart.
•  Play hide and go seek in Walmart.
•  Follow a shopper around Walmart and put everything they put in their shopping cart in yours.
•  Go to Walmart and hide in the freezers and just stare at people when they pass.
• Go to Walmart and drop a Dora doll when someone picks it up say SWIEPER NO SWIPING.
• Put a Dora doll on the floor at Walmart and when someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
•  Go to Walmart, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
•  Walk up to a random person in Walmart and say "How dare you walk by me and not say hello.
• Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
• Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
• Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
• Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
• Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
• Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
• Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
• When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
• Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
• Play with the automatic doors.
• Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
• While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
• Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
• Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
• Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
• Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
• As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
• Put M&M’s on layaway.
• Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
• Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
• Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
• Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
• Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
• TP as much of the store as possible.
• Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
• Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
• When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
• When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
• Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
• Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
• Take bets on the battle described above.
• Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
• Hold indoor shopping cart races.
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
• Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
• Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
• Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
• Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
• Two words: “Marco Polo.”
• Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
• “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
• In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
• When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
• Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
• When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
• Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
• Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.