My friend's logic

What my friend thinks with having two accounts:

Friend: You know....it's more fun with two accounts
Me: Why? It's just you on them both.
Friend: Because you can call your self and act IMPORTANT :D
Me: ...yeah that's not how it works
Friend 2: Hi guys!
Friend: Yay! Someone to call instead of Me!
Friend 2: What?
Me: I'm leaving....